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Unread 08-16-2004, 11:02 PM   #126
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The true definition of stress..
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Unread 08-16-2004, 11:05 PM   #127
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Just plain adorable...
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Unread 08-16-2004, 11:18 PM   #128
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I fear there is a spy among us.....
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Unread 08-17-2004, 12:45 AM   #129
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These are all TOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute! keep posting!
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Unread 08-17-2004, 01:35 AM   #130
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, amgel49, I like yours more than mine!
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Unread 08-17-2004, 01:45 AM   #131
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Unread 08-17-2004, 01:46 AM   #132
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Oh man, that'll cut down productivity by 50%!
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Unread 08-17-2004, 01:48 AM   #133
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Uh... I - I don't have any complaints, I just came down here to see the building.
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Unread 08-17-2004, 03:07 AM   #134
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Awwww thanks YossTek,I like yours as well..
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Unread 08-17-2004, 03:17 AM   #135
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Some top notch pilots..*SMILE!*
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Unread 08-17-2004, 03:22 AM   #136
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Looks can be decieving(Hope he didn't forget to say a brocha,lol!)
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Unread 08-17-2004, 03:38 AM   #137
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Here's one for you Yoss..

The last meeting held for the drunk driver support group was great!but...
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Hitchhicking,not as safe as you thought..
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Unread 08-17-2004, 03:43 AM   #139
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Yes it's true..
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lol!..
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Unread 08-17-2004, 06:55 PM   #141
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Here's something nice to read:

By the time Hashem made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. A malach appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

Hashem answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and
leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -- and she will do everything with only two hands.."

The malach was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," Hashem protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to My own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."

The malach moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Hashem." She is soft," Hashem agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

"Will she be able to think?", asked the malach. Hashem replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."

The malach then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one." "That's not a leak," Hashem corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the malach asked. Hashem said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."

The malach was impressed. "You are a genius, Hashem. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."

And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know
that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning! They
bring joy and hope. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
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Unread 08-17-2004, 07:32 PM   #142
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Now this is what i call a good Shabbos game!
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Unread 08-17-2004, 07:43 PM   #143
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I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT ONE OF THESE!
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Unread 08-18-2004, 12:45 AM   #144
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LOL!ME TOO!nice one
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Unread 08-18-2004, 12:47 AM   #145
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Thanks... not as funny as your's tho, lol...
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Unread 08-18-2004, 12:53 AM   #146
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Wow, where did you find THAT one n'eNow770?
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Unread 08-18-2004, 01:02 AM   #147
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Wow, where did you find THAT one n'eNow770?
Look at your private messaging...
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Unread 08-18-2004, 01:19 AM   #148
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Talk about a Mihadrin Esrog!!!!
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Unread 08-18-2004, 01:25 AM   #149
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THE LISCENSE PLATE:
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Kids dream about playing here. Parents have nightmares for the same reasons...
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