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Forum: General 01-31-2005, 10:21 PM
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Posted By Lubamessimaniac
To translate this would be to lose the Hebrew...

To translate this would be to lose the Hebrew puns; suffice it to say that these are the "First fruits" that the Arabs are giving the Jews in honor of Tu Bishvat. It's funnier in Hebrew, though.
Forum: General 11-21-2004, 12:52 AM
Replies: 619
Views: 121,020
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Re: Jokes (3)

Well said, Yechi Hamelech. As such, I am removing the pic.
Forum: General 11-09-2004, 02:21 AM
Replies: 619
Views: 121,020
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Re: Jokes (3)

Whether Arafat's dead or not, vays ich nisht - after all, I doubt he knows himself, but here's a painfully true cartoon I saw tonight. It's just missing about 300 or so Israeli politicians.

[The...
Forum: General 10-19-2004, 12:15 PM
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Views: 121,020
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Re: Jokes (3)

Q: What's the difference between a coffin and an oboe?
A: When you bury an oboe nobody cries.

[For all you Ai'lei'tairehnikes, an oboe is a musical instrument.]
Forum: General 10-15-2004, 11:31 AM
Replies: 619
Views: 121,020
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Re: Jokes (3)

Q: What is the consequence for telling a bad/corny joke?
A: Pun-ishment!

(Yuch. Even I think that was horrible.)
Forum: The World of Lubavitch 10-12-2004, 10:36 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 12,699
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Re: Picture of Rebbe Maharash

I heard from (I think it was) Shmuel Lew that he saw the pic of the Rebbe Maharash in the Rebbe's library. He said the he looked bery similar to the Frierdiker Rebbe, but more heavyset. The reason...
Forum: General 05-23-2004, 01:14 PM
Replies: 619
Views: 121,020
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
This is when those old lyrics run in my head: ...

This is when those old lyrics run in my head:

My Shaitel made me laugh, my shaitel made me cry, my shaitel beats a tichel any night... (from Rechnitzer Rejects)

(Tune of: If you're happy and...
Forum: General 04-22-2004, 06:08 PM
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Views: 121,020
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Eve thought that Adam was checking out other...

Eve thought that Adam was checking out other women, so she approached him about it. Adam replied, “You know you’re the only woman in the world to me!” Eve was placated, but that night she counted his...
Forum: Halachah & Minhagim 03-10-2004, 05:54 PM
Replies: 506
Views: 92,590
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
A correction: at a recent concert, I asked Avi...

A correction: at a recent concert, I asked Avi Piamenta about that letter from the Rebbe that I've mentioned on other occasions. He said that the long letter that he had shown Heschel Greenberg did...
Forum: Halachah & Minhagim 02-07-2004, 10:21 PM
Replies: 506
Views: 92,590
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Another one of these interesting anecdotes just...

Another one of these interesting anecdotes just happened:

A mother from my parents' community just called me and asked me "what I though about Udi Ulman". After hemming and hawing a bit, I told...
Forum: General 01-29-2004, 10:46 AM
Replies: 539
Views: 55,998
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Dear G-d - I'm proud to say, so far today ...

Dear G-d -
I'm proud to say, so far today
I've got along all right;
I have not gossiped, whined or bragged,
Or had a single fight

I haven't lost my temper once,
Or criticized my mate,
I have...
Forum: Halachah & Minhagim 01-06-2004, 02:36 PM
Replies: 506
Views: 92,590
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Rebayzl, two comments: 1. Ask Avi 2. It is...

Rebayzl, two comments:

1. Ask Avi
2. It is always quite obvious when the Rebbe is giving a positive or negative response.

Sorry - that was a rather dumb question.
Forum: Teenagers 11-29-2003, 09:48 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 10,828
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Coolteen, I've SEEN people start to listen to...

Coolteen, I've SEEN people start to listen to non-Jewish music, and from there it's downhill... Remember, many times te "it's not as good as non-Jewish" is just an excuse. Look around, and you'll...
Forum: General 09-30-2003, 07:50 PM
Replies: 539
Views: 55,998
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Amgel, you're on a roll! Keep em coming!

Amgel, you're on a roll! Keep em coming!
Forum: General 09-20-2003, 08:44 PM
Replies: 539
Views: 55,998
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Jude, I don't want to hear from you that I...

Jude, I don't want to hear from you that I spelled something wrong in that post!
Forum: General 09-20-2003, 08:43 PM
Replies: 539
Views: 55,998
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
The pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a...

The pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer
inwaht
oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
thefrist
and lsat...
Forum: Halachah & Minhagim 09-20-2003, 08:38 PM
Replies: 506
Views: 92,590
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
I heard that he learned in Lubavitcher Yeshiva....

I heard that he learned in Lubavitcher Yeshiva. Dunno whether that's true or not, but otherwise he could have just decided he likes it from Fried.
Forum: General 09-13-2003, 08:45 PM
Replies: 539
Views: 55,998
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
This one is my own, so apologies lechatchila. ...

This one is my own, so apologies lechatchila.

Q: What do you call two opposing doctors?
A: A paradox! :cheesy:
Forum: Controversy 08-25-2003, 11:25 AM
Replies: 364
Views: 36,577
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Bochur770 said: "about 15 Iyyar 5751, the rebbe...

Bochur770 said: "about 15 Iyyar 5751, the rebbe later acreamed at rabbi groner about what had happened and said that in protest he would come late the next day to davening, and the next day the Rebbe...
Forum: Controversy 08-22-2003, 10:27 AM
Replies: 364
Views: 36,577
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Hmm. This section is getting feisty. Torah613,...

Hmm. This section is getting feisty. Torah613, your comment about 16 Iyar is not understood - are you saying that it didn't happen, or are you saying that afterwards the Rebbe was upset about it?
...
Forum: Controversy 08-21-2003, 09:54 PM
Replies: 364
Views: 36,577
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
I'm saying that some people will want to twist my...

I'm saying that some people will want to twist my words. "There's no reason to curse out someone else's opinion - unless it has no basis whatsoever anywhere" can mean anything, and I wanted to...
Forum: Teenagers 08-21-2003, 09:48 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 10,828
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
NP, Bored... I'll try next time I'm home,...

NP, Bored... I'll try next time I'm home, bl"n.
Forum: Controversy 08-21-2003, 03:08 PM
Replies: 364
Views: 36,577
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Rebayzl, the proof that what the Rebbe wanted was...

Rebayzl, the proof that what the Rebbe wanted was to close the curtains is in that very Yud Tes Kislev - nobody could figure it out! And yet, to close the curtains, he could make himself very clear....
Forum: Teenagers 08-21-2003, 03:00 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 10,828
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Best to do it in such a way that the person won't...

Best to do it in such a way that the person won't get insulted. Use your own discretion about how you can do that, but remember that if you yell at the person or tell him he's an idiot or something...
Forum: General 08-20-2003, 10:59 AM
Replies: 539
Views: 55,998
Posted By Lubamessimaniac
Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National...

Q: What does DNA stand for?

A: National Dyslexic Association
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