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Forum: Teenagers 07-20-2006, 10:49 PM
Replies: 348
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Posted By BrookAve
Wherever they hang, it is usually just the first...

Wherever they hang, it is usually just the first stop of the evening. G-D knows where stop two and three is???
Forum: Teenagers 07-17-2006, 09:17 PM
Replies: 348
Views: 35,821
Posted By BrookAve
As long as the ice cream store is open I am at...

As long as the ice cream store is open I am at peace. Where else can our Holy Yungerleit hang out?
Forum: Lubavitch Dress Code 03-31-2006, 12:12 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 12,599
Posted By BrookAve
Mendyt : I also am a regular at Hartsteins. But...

Mendyt : I also am a regular at Hartsteins. But after 2 1/2 months of Farbies, my new kapote is smelling like mashke and herring juice....and it has held up well considering..
Forum: Pious Fraud 02-19-2006, 08:35 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 36,795
Posted By BrookAve
Lets back up a meal. The Shabbos by the Rebbe...

Lets back up a meal. The Shabbos by the Rebbe was, run home to eat lunch and be back for Farbrengen at 1:30. Sometimes it would run right into mincha etc. Nobody ate. Who knew what S.S. was? By some...
Forum: Teenagers 01-18-2006, 12:48 AM
Replies: 59
Views: 11,280
Posted By BrookAve
Loose the jeans and run away from the girls and...

Loose the jeans and run away from the girls and LEARN !!!!!!!!!
Forum: The World of Lubavitch 01-18-2006, 12:38 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,660
Posted By BrookAve
There is no way that my wife would ever tug on...

There is no way that my wife would ever tug on her $2000.00 European Human multi directional after a wash and set for the Regalim. You must be joking!
Forum: Lubavitch Dress Code 01-15-2006, 09:40 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 20,680
Posted By BrookAve
When you go out into the world, do you want to...

When you go out into the world, do you want to look like a nerd? Or are you comfy with 1950 (I'm not judgeing) Satmar brillin, when you are going on mivtza tfillin? In my shul, LASIK is in, so in a...
Forum: Farbrengen 01-12-2006, 12:37 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 26,478
Posted By BrookAve
Shimond, you must still use a rotary phone or...

Shimond, you must still use a rotary phone or live in Alaska, or both. People gowhere there is good food and drink. You MUST try and get out of your igloo.
Forum: Shlichus 01-09-2006, 12:33 AM
Replies: 102
Views: 17,768
Posted By BrookAve
My suggestion to you "boys" is to start to drink...

My suggestion to you "boys" is to start to drink heavily. Grow up and forget about your home cooked meals. Try tuna in a can.
Forum: The World of Lubavitch 01-08-2006, 10:14 PM
Replies: 402
Views: 40,670
Posted By BrookAve
Going on my fourth, kaching, kaching,...

Going on my fourth, kaching, kaching, kaching,kaching. Thank you Reb Yid for giving me the advice to save!
Forum: Farbrengen 01-08-2006, 10:06 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 26,478
Posted By BrookAve
Forkfulls of good satisfying stuff will keep...

Forkfulls of good satisfying stuff will keep Yidden happy and they will be return customers and will bring friends next time. This advise is especially directed to small towns where there is new...
Forum: Farbrengen 01-08-2006, 09:55 PM
Replies: 93
Views: 26,478
Posted By BrookAve
I think that the success of a farbie is the...

I think that the success of a farbie is the farbeisen and quality of mashke. After about 90 minutes, bring out the chicken, kugels and salads. DOnt forget the Tam Tams and get some whole wheat ones...
Forum: Teenagers 01-08-2006, 08:52 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,227
Posted By BrookAve
A camel colored suit with a bubble hat and...

A camel colored suit with a bubble hat and pointed cowboy boots...yeah! You must be ready for shlichus.
Forum: Teenagers 01-08-2006, 08:46 PM
Replies: 348
Views: 35,821
Posted By BrookAve
what is better, a long broom sweep skirt with a...

what is better, a long broom sweep skirt with a slit up to the tuchis or a short one just barely at the knee? and those hideous "bobby" sox, GAG !! Is that the new Kalla fashion along with the cheese...
Forum: Shidduchim & Marriage 12-27-2005, 10:03 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 9,577
Posted By BrookAve
So the next bochur was offered up and my daughter...

So the next bochur was offered up and my daughter asked for a photo. One of her conditions was a non smoker. Well the pic was ok and he turned out to be a smoker. The shadchan was fooled. Oh well on...
Forum: Shidduchim & Marriage 12-25-2005, 11:48 PM
Replies: 221
Views: 27,222
Posted By BrookAve
You nailed it. The new couple wants it all and...

You nailed it. The new couple wants it all and NOW! THe china cabinet laden with silver, the latest model appliances, the granite countered double applianced kitchen. I told my daughter I would help...
Forum: Shidduchim & Marriage 12-25-2005, 08:57 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 28,566
Posted By BrookAve
IF you see a roll of duct tape in a bochurs room,...

IF you see a roll of duct tape in a bochurs room, it is not to fix a freyed wire!
Forum: Shidduchim & Marriage 12-25-2005, 08:52 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,773
Posted By BrookAve
Be wary of the shadchan that says " I have an...

Be wary of the shadchan that says " I have an idea..."
Forum: Shidduchim & Marriage 12-25-2005, 08:49 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 9,577
Posted By BrookAve
I did the research for my daughter, the shadachan...

I did the research for my daughter, the shadachan covered up his very bald head. When he took off his hat on the date she gasped. NOw why didnt I know this b4? A photo would have helped me focus. My...
Forum: Teenagers 12-25-2005, 12:43 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,227
Posted By BrookAve
Who cares about bubbles? The people who do need...

Who cares about bubbles? The people who do need help, and fast! Pointed shoes are not cool, they are not for those with high insteps or wide feet. It will only lead to the podiatrist office.
Forum: The World of Lubavitch 10-09-2005, 01:00 AM
Replies: 402
Views: 40,670
Posted By BrookAve
If your intention is to go wild at a sem, it is...

If your intention is to go wild at a sem, it is gnaiva since thousands are spent by your parents, a busha if you slither back to your community where questions are asked and excuses are cooked up. Be...
Forum: The World of Lubavitch 10-09-2005, 12:17 AM
Replies: 402
Views: 40,670
Posted By BrookAve
Girls can get messed up in their own backyard,...

Girls can get messed up in their own backyard, why do it thousands of miles away on their parents cheshbon? Think about it. Girls have been kicked back home with the excuses...stomach problems, didnt...
Forum: Teenagers 10-09-2005, 12:08 AM
Replies: 112
Views: 10,919
Posted By BrookAve
Nissan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't be so pickey...

Nissan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't be so pickey !!!!!!!!! You have to choose your battles !!!!! Is it a big thing or a small thing????????!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this key !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't you...
Forum: General 10-09-2005, 12:03 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,077
Posted By BrookAve
I am sure the Rebbe is sheping nachas from this....

I am sure the Rebbe is sheping nachas from this. But dont ever forget that We were doing it way before it became fashionable.
Forum: Teenagers 09-18-2005, 12:57 AM
Replies: 348
Views: 35,821
Posted By BrookAve
Besides tznius, what really needs fixing is that...

Besides tznius, what really needs fixing is that squeaking door at Nosh World. It is soooo annoying. Would some kind soul let the the owner know. Much appreciated.
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